i feel like hiring someone to blog for me hahaha. the pay? all the chocolates i got for christmas. =P which is a lot, i tell you. after christmas my fridge has become sort of a candy shop. hahaha ok enough. i shall now rationalise my not blogging for weeks.
1) i am lazy
2) i am mega lazy
3) i am mega mega lazy
4) i am mega mega mega lazy
5) guess.
tada! ah im feeling lazy again. should i continue blogging? doii.
fine i shall give my take on narnia. it's gooooood! a bit kiddy luh, but hey we all need a break from those brain-splitting plots sometimes dont we. and the symbolism was heavy heavy heavy. especially the part where aslan died and 'rose again', as someone "without treachery" dying for a traitor... so that the white witch would have "no claim on the son of Adam's blood". i liiiike. =D quite a clever way to spread the gospel, i must say.
i went to watch with zhangs, clara, jon lim and samuel the 2 gay pigs. we were bout 30 seconds late for the movie, so when they showed the family running from the war we were panicking bout a different thing. "wrong show wrong show!" "nonono correct! i know luh!"
HAHA. stupid movie-goers. then in the end we settled down and yayy. narnia.
and it was just after i read a book titled "heaven is so real". the show reminded me of how God's children will all come before Him and worship Him in heaven, when tribulation comes. that's really really soon. i guess it wont be more that 30 years before Jesus comes back to earth again; before the rapture happens.
okay see, the author of this book was taken up to heaven by Jesus 17 times, and to hell twice. and the Lord showed her a vision of the last day, when before the disasters happen, the people who were saved (i.e. pure-hearted people who know God) would soar up to the sky from wherever they are on earth and be dressed in white robes, to meet Jesus in the air. what a sight that would be! yupp and in that vision she saw her 10 month-old granddaughter, whom she described as 'pretty grown up' also flying up into the sky. that was in 1996.
'pretty grown up' could mean as a late adolescent, or 20-30 plus person. so that's how i guessed that the second coming would be sooner than everyone thinks. it is real, and it is going to happen. im scared for all my loved ones who arent saved. im scared for all those christians out there and in church who dont walk in God's way. the end of the world will be terrifying for them. hell will be 1000 times worse. oh deeeaar.
only pure-hearted and obedient people who know God will ever be able to enter into the kingdom of heaven. Jesus told the author of that book that heaven is, in every way, already prepared. He even showed her the mansion that she would be living in. so we'd better hurry and prepare ourselves!
i needa go now. roller blade! yayness.
i took a break;
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