grass-eater
A: you eat grass.
Q: what do you your friends do when they wanna spend as little as possible on dinner?
A: they join you in eating grass.
Q: what is the grass-eater's favourite dessert?
A: grassjelly.
Q: what's the grass-eaters' favourite club?
A: grassroots club.
Q: why are the power praise team dancers/support singers wearing green?
A: cos they eat grass.
courtesy of daniel li the carnivore.
get ready to find singapore stripped bare of grass tomorrow.
i took a break;
6:09 PM